Under Help Wanted:
"Need 1 good man. Must be familiar w/Chinese MiG-17 (JJ5)." (Applicants are advised to send qualifications to a Houston, Texas address.)
"PhD, ATP, CFII, 47, blond, blue eyes, romantic, interested in traveling, gardening, cooking, looking for a marriage orientated woman 30-65."
Under Warbirds Misc.:
"F-16 External fuel tanks and boarding ladders, good condition."
"F-18 Fuel Wing Tip Drop Tanks, 100 available at Red Deer, Alta., Canada."
What the --? Where did they come from, and where are they going? Comments welcome.