CNN.com readers responded enthusiastically to a report of a flight attendant sitting in for an ill co-pilot with quotes from Airplane!
musishun Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Zykman Get me Rex Kramer!
DBCOOPER1 you're Kareem Abdul Jubbar! .....no I'm not , I'm Roger Murdock!
MadCityBabe "Captain, may I ask a question?"
"Sure, what is it?"
It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now."
JackTarazar "Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Jive."
Goss Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
Firefly5555 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
Zykman Rumack: How soon can you land?
Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Capt. Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Can't you take a guess?
Capt. Oveur: Well....not for another 2 hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?